Orgasmic Disarray
(S. Kallaugher)
This room looks like a combat zone
the sheets are ripped and torn
I’m lying up on the bookcase, baby
you’re someplace on the floor

you lost me with that one last lunge
tomorrow I’ll be sore
but now I’m reaching ecstasy
and all I want is more

CHORUS:
I’m totally in heaven
I don’t know what to say
I never knew that love could be like this
orgasmic disarray

You wrapped me up in cellophane
made me pretend I was Armenian
you tap danced up and down my back
and smeared me with linguini and

you shattered all my synapses
dissolved my inhibition
reduced me to a wet and sweaty
jelly-like condition

CHORUS

Shadoobi was supposed to be writing for the Army about how to inspect and repair TOW missiles when his mind started wandering to what he’d rather be doing.