My Boyfriend (Is Going Out With Other Guys)
(S.Kallaugher)
When he asked me if I’d be his girl
I couldn’t believe my ears
he was the handsomest
best-dressed coolest guy in school
I wanted him for years

Now everybody says I’m the lucky one
they say don’t you ever let him go
they think he’s totally devoted to me
but there’s something that they don’t know

lately he’s been acting awfully strange
and I think I know why
but it can’t be true
he couldn’t do that
and still look me in eye

CHORUS:
Her boyfriend’s going out with other guys
he’s dressing up in leather and he’s telling her lies
he swears that he loves her but he’s being untrue

My boyfriend’s going out with other guys
What can I do? What can I do?

One night he called me and he said he was sick
he couldn’t take me to the show
I could tell from his voice he was feeling fine
so I followed him to see where he’d go

he snuck down to one of those waterfront bars
and came out with the mayor
I sat on the curb and cried until dawn
life just isn’t fair

CHORUS

Doctor doctor give him a shot
don’t let him be that way
give him some hormones
give me my man
say that he isn’t gay

My boyfriend’s going out with other guys
hey la hey la her boyfriend’s gay
My boyfriend’s going out with other guys
hey la hey la her boyfriend’s gay
My boyfriend’s going out with other guys
hey la hey la her boyfriend’s gay

Everybody loves a cheap joke. This one, written in 20 minutes in the midst of a self-pitying Sunday morning hangover, was the song that audiences requested the most. Listen to the way Didi sings “shot-uh” and you can see why. We cannibalized the melody from our earlier Ramones tribute song, “Joey Needs a Skin Graft.”