My Baby’s Smart
(S. Kallaugher)

Some guys like them dumb and blonde
but the cheerleader type never did turn me on
a big set of tits means nothing to me
I want a girl who’s got her PhD

I got a girl who does quadratics for fun
she really gets to the root of my equation
she explains things to me when I don’t understand
like why my behavior’s motivated by my pineal gland

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She can talk about science, talk about art
your baby may be pretty but my baby’s smart
she don’t waste my time shopping at every store
she’s got a brain like von Braun
and she keeps me begging for more

Shadoobi can’t remember what this line is - any guesses?
she leaves me with a scrambled brain and nothing to say
she don’t wear makeup she’s got nothing to hide
everything important she’s got inside

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She’s got so much class she can charm a quark
she can chart my river every wave and torque
I love to hear her talk contextual aesthetics
I never want to get into bed except
with her

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Grace Slick. Mary Leakey. Meryl Streep. Barbara Jordan. Edith Wharton. Troupe DiCoupe likes intelligent women - and not just the two in the band.